Written by Miro:
1. Whenever I see Larry King, He reminds me of a cucumber
2. I once had a dream where I was being chased by walking eggplants.
3. I once kicked zombie Micheal Jackson.
4. Shpoople is my favorite sport.
5. I once wore a cape while climbing a mayan pyriamid.
6. My mom used to tell me Noam Chomsky was my fake grandpa.
7. A tapir is my favorite animal.
8. Whenever Startled, I will actually say “Gasp” instead of gasping.