Written by Miro:
This Option will never get you anywhere.
Because being hungry is bad. D:
8. Go to the bathroom
Because an exploding bladder is bad.
Not original, but who cares? Anything to pass the time, right?
….and if you are looking to get the hell out of there quicker, maybe you should search for a new flight using the flightcentre.com.au website…. just a thought.
6. Yell Monty Python quotes
“I fart in your general direction!”
Lay down on a bench, put a jacket over your face, and shut your eyes.
4. Sit on the other side of a bench and fart
This is the best way to annoy other passengers.
3. Make faces at people
Remember to look away quickly.
Just like the Wacky Inflatable Tube Man!
1. Rolled up paper bag
Take a bag, roll it up and kick it around. Endless hours of fun.
Roll around on the floor like you have a seizure – The title says it all.
(Don’t forget to read my mom’s blog post about our flight to Colombia called “The Big Delay“)